I’m not going to read all the scathing dissents in yesterday’s marriage equality opinion, because I don’t feel any need to hear people who lost say nasty things about me and my marriage. However, I’ve seen various snippets, and one image just screamed out for creation. Justice Scalia would rather “hide my head in a bag” than agree with “an opinion for the Court that began: ‘The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach.'” I guess he missed the part that our Constitution begins with this preamble:
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
But anyway — Scalia, here’s your bag.