The newspaper today had a section about gift-buying suggestions, and one article was a multiple-choice personality quiz designed to help choose the perfect perfume to give a woman. Even if I wanted to wear perfume, the article wouldn’t help me, since I didn’t fit any of the answers they offered for each question. So M and I modified the quiz a bit, and here’s the result:
Question: What’s the way to your heart?
A: A slow but steady courtship.
B: A grand romantic gesture.
C: A whirlwind romance.
D: Any activity that doesn’t involve a kid or a cat.
E: The aorta.
Question: What’s your holiday wardrobe must-have?
A: An edgy but timeless leather jacket.
B: The perfect sequined mini-dress.
C: A show-stopping pair of heels.
D: Elastic-waist pants.
E: Edible clothing.
Question: It’s Friday night, where are you going?
A: A glass of wine by the fire at home.
B: The hottest new place in town.
C: My favorite local bar.
Scoring: If you answers are mostly A, B, or C, there is probably a perfume out there for you. If you answer mostly D, you can stick with smelling like Pert Plus shampoo. If you answer mostly E, we’re just thankful you’re not into wearing Axe.