If the cat could tweet, here’s what he’d have to say about last night:
20:31 Ants all over my food bowl. Is mom serving bugs for dinner? #
20:32 Mom took food away. Not good. #
20:45 Mom spraying stinky stuff all over the floor. I just want food. #
20:46 Other mom washing food dishes. Not refilling them. Very bad. #
20:53 I ate a bug in the garage. Yum. #
21:17 Finally more food from mom. In wrong dishes and wrong place. But it’s food. #
21:32 Mom took away my empty dish. What if I need late night snack? #
21:34 Maybe I’ll go look for more garage bugs. #